Head home to give your dad the news but when you get there, you get a shock......

"Dad, I'm home!"

"I-In here son......."

Walking into the living room, you see your dad sitting in his favourite chair with his head in his hands.

"What's wrong Dad?"

"I-I had to have the injection and now I need to have a child within a year......."

Crouching down in front of your dad, you pull him to his feet and give him a hug. He cries into your shoulder before asking if you needed the jab. Shaking your head, you whisper in your dad's ear that you were measured at 8" long and are capable of breeding him if he wants to.

Breaking the hug, your dad looks at you and smiles a sad smile.

"B-But you're my son, my own flesh and blood!"

"Would you rather it be a stranger who could have God knows how many diseases, or, would you rather it be with someone who loves you?"