Head further into the thicket

You head down the uneven path into the thicket of trees, which quickly turns into woods. The large oak trees are gnarled, their branches twisted. The further in you go, the more of the trees have this strange fungi growing on them. They're ridiculously close to looking phallic, the differences only being the bubblegum pink color, and a frilly collar just under the cap. They pulsate when you touch them, sending a puff of pink spores. You can't help but breathe it, and it smells so... Appetising. You weren't expecting to be orgasmed on today honestly, let alone by a mushroom. You crave it, a voice in the back of your head that is becoming louder by the minute is telling you bring your head down on it and suck up all those yummy spores, to let them fester and grow inside, to use you to spread themselves to others so that they too can be used...

What are you talking about? Yummy? Used? This is what the mushroom wants you to do, isint it? Perhaps it's best to run along before you get any more ideas.