He wants you and Arnold to live together.

As Pauly details his plan, you're consciously aware of Arnold's thick legs right next to yours.

"So, you'd be living together starting as soon as possible," Pauly explains. "It would be as if you're actually your characters."

You blink at this. Your characters in the film were dirt poor, father and son having to share a bed because they live in a studio apartment.

"I think it sounds... uh... interesting." Arnold says, his thick accent churning dark naughty thoughts that curl your toes. He looks at you, waiting for you to respond.

You swallow, nodding. "Yeah, I'm cool with it."

"Great!" Pauly claps his hands. "Now, do you want to start out here so I can see some of it, or do you guys just want to head out and get started?"