He takes you literally.

Over the next 30 minutes the Jock lays his problem out to you. He got into a GAME with a goth chick called Grace. She sounded like a bit of a badass, or a psycho depending on your point of view. Either way sexually very aggressive. It did not end well for him. The OUTCOME for him was that this goth girl could switch genitals with him whenever she wanted. Most of the time she seemed to choose to walk around with Jack’s massive shlong.

What was particularly distressing for Jack was that the magic to sustain the OUTCOME meant whatever undercarriage Grace chose when she graduated at the end of the year would be permanent in the outside world. Jack had initially assumed she would choose her default settings so to speak. But word on the street was she was mighty tempted to go with a 12-inch trouser snake. For Grace who was as comfortable fucking girls as well as guys this was acceptable. For Jack who was more a straight shooter not so much. The last year had been more than a little uncomfortable for Jack, but the chance he might be permanently separated from his one-eyed companion was becoming more than he could bear.

“So, she’s a third year and graduating end of this year and you’re second year?”

“That’s right” he says. He goes on to describe another problem. She had maneuvered him into another GAME which he had also lost. The OUTCOME was they could no longer CHALLENGE each other period.

Hmm…sounds like a lock in for her.

“So, you’re saying there’s nothing you can do?”

“No. But it’ll be tough. Listen, I’ll take your case on a provisional consultation basis. All that means is I’ll do some digging but no guarantees. If I have an idea for a solution, I’ll give you the price.”

“Thanks man!”

“And I reiterate, no guarantees” you warn him.

You copy his GT profile onto your own device and tell him to give you at least a couple of days. As he slides up out of the booth to go you catch him.

“And pal, take my advice. Start considering a life with vibrators.”

Once Jack has left you finally finish your dinner and pay up. As you get up to leave your GT rings. It is Aurora Bennet.

Aurora Bennet. A long-time client and generally hopeless case. Even for a guy like you it was a sad case.

She had been a promising maths student in her first year but she fell in to the wrong crowd at a party and ended up Bimbofied permanently. She hadn’t even cared for the first couple of years but more recently when she had returned home, she had realised none of her friends in the outside world wanted to be around her and even through the airheaded haze she now lived in she realised that her family pitied her and others looked down on her. She had come to you asking to be returned to normal. Her case was more or less closed, or at least permanently suspended. It was just too difficult to do what she asked.

She was ringing you because some comment had gotten through to her head that reminded her of the airheaded slut she had become.

You consider brushing her off, but decide to take the call and explain for the umpteenth time that there wasn’t any progress but you agree to look at her case file again.