He notices you

"Alice are you ok?" says Simon.

"I don't know that fairy just appeared right in front of me!"

Simon: "Uhm.. fairy..? What are you talking about?"

Fairy: "Only you can see me, pet"

You: "You can't see her but trust me a fairy's taken control of me!"

Simon: "Honey, how many times do I have to tell you? I hate all of the bullshit you make up. You women are all the same. Always making up new problems and lies! I know the truth hurt but I have to say it for your own good so that you learn what you're doing wrong. Stop being such a pain, woman. You're not a freaking victim".