He finds the relic while digging

"Fucking government always raising the taxes" (This isn't an IRL political statement)

The villager slammed his hoe into the ground in frustration while hoping for an actual hoe to come along so he can fuck the shit out of them

"Fuck the queen for trying to fuck the demon queen over, what the fuck is going on anymore"

his wife had left him previously for a rich man, but that was fine because he already used her pussy every way he could

"Hey Serf!"

he looked up to see a women that was in knight armour, wearing a steel breastplate, greaves, and heeled steel boots (making him want to pound her even more)

She had the symbol of this cities royal family family engraved on her helmet

The villager scoffed "Huh, I guess you're part of the royal family then" but still bowed because he didn't want to get beheaded

She didn't bow but she smiled "Princess Lafra II. I came here there are rumours that relics created by the ancient civilisation caused fertile soil wherever they are buried from the large amounts of energy they extrude so I am going to all the farmers in the area to tell you guys that they are all the kingdoms properties and if you get found with one it will be execution"

He clenched his jaw and felt the veins in his forehead protrude but nodded "Yes M'Lady"

She looked away "Good, I can't stand more time in a peasant's peasants presence, know your place"

And with that she was off, her ass swaying while moving along. The villager would give everything to smack that ass and slam her into the ground to breed her but she could probably kill him anyways

His farmland wasn't worth much anyways, so he decided to just dig down until either he found something that he could sell, or destroy the land and just drink himself away and die

So he dug, and dug, and dug until

CLANG!

His shovel hit a hard metal surface

"No fucking way"

He dug around the metal surface to bring up a metal box that looked like it had a door on one side (it's a safe)

"Is this a relic? Oh wait no it's a box"

He tried to open it with his hands but he couldn't make a dent, until he turned the latch that was in the front which opened with a loud CLACK

and in the centre of the box lay something that you and I know as a smartphone but to him it was an ancient relic blessed by the gods made for him

And the glowing screen emanating words with a blue glow

HYPNO APP V. 1.1