He fights 'valiantly'!

Nathan flips around in the beat of a hummingbird's wing, to the shock of the debutant villainess— this guy is fast. The sexy hero catches Shinobi's shuriken between his fingers, stopping every one of them before they can touch his costume; he catches the last throwing star between his teeth and bites it into fragments.

The redheaded ninja's jaw drops so far you could see it shift behind her cloth mask— she'd been told Valiant was a pushover, but this man was living up to all of his heroic titles and epithets.

Drawing her short sword, Shinobi leaps backwards from where the super-stud reflected her shuriken; the redheaded ninja drops a smoke bomb and tries to claim better ground inside the hazy shroud, but—despite her acrobatics—Valiant is already awaiting her landing. He blows away the smoke plumes, and bends a steel pipe around the buxom ninja, binding her arms to her sides as our hero plants her ass firmly on the ground.

Nathan winks at the bound Shinobi, causing the wily woman's cheeks to heat up— was this guy playing with her? She'd been a warrior long enough to despise being taunted. Valiant is going to regret that, and this Irishwoman will get her revenge… once she can move her hands again.

"Don't forget about me, you cocky cock!"

A solid sock to the jaw brings Nathan back to the here and now; Demolitia just landed her first good hit but finds her knuckles aching after the impact. Mid mouth-adjustment, feeling only slightly love tapped, Valiant rushes past the leotard clad Amazonian and gives her ass a playful yet hard slap.

Demolitia fumes and blushes at the impact, pulling out a Wrecking ball-themed meteor hammer and swinging it right at the haughty hunk foiling her thievery.

"You won't stop me today, Boytoy."

Valiant grabs the metal and concrete ball as it rushes through the air, and smashes it against his forehead; reducing it to rubble with less effort than it'd take most people to crush a can of soda. Dodging and weaving around chunks of rubble as the enticingly muscular villainess redoubles her assault, Nathan grabs the hammer rope still attached to her suit.

Hearing the security gates to Clover Labs clank shut, our hero decides to finish this battle without hesitation; Valiant tugs on Demolitia's line, but the villainess doesn't budge in the slightest. He repeats his efforts, yet stands bewildered as the would-be burglar remains staid and unmoved.

"My my… have I got a view from here! Nice arse, Valiant!" Shinobi catcalls from behind him, "I guess you really don't wear pants under yer slutty tights!"

Wait, did she just—?