He doesn't do what Bonnie wants

“Uh, I'd better not, Bonnie. Kim really wouldn't like it if I grande-sized her biggest rivals frontal assets.”

Bonnie dropped her top back into place and put her hands on her hips, striking a sexy pose by tilting her curvy hips. “Aw, you don't need her. Come over here and give Bon Bon some attention!”

“Well, I, uh...” Ron decided that he needed to check something. He scrolled down to Bonnie's mental stats. The bar for Deviousness was huge, but more important than that, it was blinking. Ron hovered his mouse over the bar and got a tool tip telling him that the blinking meant that particular stat was highly active right now.

“Ah ha!” shouted Ron wildly. “I knew you were using your womanly ways on me! Well, I'll just take care of that!” He slid the slider all the way down, making Bonnie about as cunning and deceptive as an “Open” sign hanging in a store window in the middle of the afternoon. “So Bonnie, do you really want to do anything I tell you?”

“Not really,” said Bonnie. “I still think you're a pathetic reject, but I want to jump your bones so bad I can't stand it. That's why I was trying to get you worked up, you little turd.”

Ron rubbed his chin and turned to Rufus. “Well, she's honest, little buddy. But still kind of a jerk. Let's see if we can do something about that.”

Ron found the slider for niceness, which was criminally low, and raised it really high

“Oh wow,” said Bonnie. “I'm sorry Ron. I shouldn't have said all those nasty things about you.”

He looked over the new Bonnie. Her expression was sweet and trusting. In fact, she looked and sounded a lot like Shego when she was turned into the goody-goody Miss Go.

Bonnie pouted slightly. “I guess you'll never sleep with me now, huh?”