He bails

I am so certain Kyle is going to drop his pants for me. After all, in the porn stories I read guys can never resist something like this and what follows is some hot steamy sex.

Just as I think I’ve got him in the bag, Kyle suddenly says, “I … I need to go to the bathroom.”

“The bathroom?” I ask.

“Yeah, I need to take a shit. Quickly.” Kyle says. He then pushes me aside and bails toward the bathroom.

“Oh my god. A shit? Right now? Really?” I say after he is gone.

I lean against the sink and sigh. Well, the moment is all gone now. Looks like I’m going to have to find a different way to get into his pants.

I think for a few moments. Then I get a great idea. Who not play games with him? Like we used to. Certainly, that should bring back memories of the good old days. Maybe also some feelings? Yeah, that’ll work. I head over to the TV and bring out the gaming console we used back then. It’s got some dust on it but it’ll still work. I hope.

As I am getting the console to work, Kyle comrs back into the living room.

“Hey, Kyle.” I say when I notices him. “How did it go? Did you let it all out?”

“Uhm … yeah.” He say. “Just in time too.”

I then hold up the gaming console and say, “Hey, Kyle. Remember this?”

“Oh yeah.” He says when he recognizes the old thing. “We used to play on this last time I was here.”

“I know, right.” I reply. “I figured it would be fun playing video games again. You know, like old times.”

Kyle walks over to me and he says, “Well, last time we were young teenagers in the middle of puberty. Remember how awkward and ugly we were back then.”

“Oh god. I was so ugly back then.” I say as I think back of all the selfies I made, thinking I was pretty but I really wasn’t. “I had like zits and braces. I was like a total nerd back then.”

“Back then you were like a little caterpillar, true.” Kyle says as he down in front of the console. “Nowadays, you’re the prettiest butterfly around.”

Oh, Kyle. You really think I am that pretty? Ohh, that makes me want to be your girlfriend even more.

I look at him lovingly and say, “Aww, that’s so sweet, cousin. Thank you.”

Kyle then grabs the video games and asks. “So, which one do you want to play?”