He "wants" a blowjob but he's too smart just to demand one

Rot wants a blowjob but he knows what would happen if he just came out and said it.

"Listen, Wendy, you know I suck at French and you're like an expert. So, I wondered if maybe you could help me after school."

"Why would I do that?"

Well, clearly she didn't have some hidden crush on him. Then again, she didn't really know the new Rot... or even the old one.

"I can help you with your computer programming."

"You're worse at computer programming than French."

"Not any more."

She had definitely never looked at him like that before. And he definitely didn't imagine that she glanced down at the hard ridge in his jeans. "All right, I'll give you a chance. Come by my house after dinner tonight."

"I'll be there."

"Who are you?" Lauren said. "And what have you done to my brother?"

"In many ways I'm a different man," Rot admitted. Different enough, he hoped, that he could get that threeway with Wendy and Lauren. Getting there would take some work, though--including developing a reputation as a guy who knew his way around women.