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Chapter 16

How does Kyle react to this information? Do Grant and Roxie manage to hunt the group down?

He's stunned

"I... I'm sorry." Kyle said, blinking a few times before looking between the two demon lords in front of him. "Did you say that, in order to get Lucy's powers back, we have to have sex? In a public place? In front of who knows how many people?!"

"Hey, once she gets them back, we'll be able to wipe their memories of them ever seeing you root like rabbits." Ozzie said with a shrug, "I don't see why you're carrying on like a pork chop."

"Look, Lucy," Kyle said, "I'm not opposed to us... Y'know. Even though I never expected it to be on the first date, but why didn't you say anything about this before?"

"I wanted to, but after you were freaking out about me being The Devil and about everything else..." Lucy replied.

"Everyone just calm their farms!" Ozzie shouted before taking a deep breath and turning to Kyle. "Look, don't get off your bike, Mate. If it means anything, the only ones who will remember any of this is you, Luce, me, the girls, their significant others if they bring them, and..." Ozzie looked up and looked over Hailey and Buddy. "Who's the fitto with her bum out and the fatty boom-bah cocky?"

"Um... Were those insults?" Hailey asked.

"Hell if I know." Buddy replied.

"Oh, those are Buddy and Hailey. A couple of demon hunters who are helping us." Lucy replied. At seeing Ozzie's expression, she said, "It's a long story..."


Grant and Roxie sat in the barrel, awkwardly looking away from each other as the latter scrubbed herself roughly in the tomato juice. Their underwear, shoes, and socks had been deemed too damaged to save and were thrown into a nearby dumpster.

"God! This isn't working!" Roxie spat as she practically scrubbed her skin off as Grant cupped some off the juice in his hands and poured it over his head. "I'm starting to think we got sprayed by some kind of demonic skunk or something!"

"A demonic skunk?"

"Hey! Anything is possible in our line of work."

"Well let's just try to make the smell less noticable and grab some new clothes!" Grant said, blindly feeling around. "Then we can kill The Devil and use the real cleaning method!"

"And where exactly are we going to grab some - EEK!" Roxie squeaked as Grant accidentally grabbed her left breast, causing her to drop the scrub brush into the juice. With a growl, she slapped Grant across the face. "Pervert!"

"Oh, right! Like I actually want to make a move on the woman who banged my sister, and three of my exes at the same time!" Grant said sarcastically.

"Whatever!" Roxie spat as she felt around for the brush in the murky juice. "Ugh! Where the hell is that stupid -"

Grant yelped as both he and Roxie blushed redder than the juice they were bathing in. That was most certainly not the scrub brush!

"Oooookay... Damn! That is much, much bigger than Loraine and Traci told me you were." Roxie muttered before slowly raising her hand out of the juice, looking up into Grants eyes... And then shaking her head as she narrowed her own. "You breath one word about what just happened, and The Devil won't be the only one going to an early grave tonight!"


"Y'know, Snuggle Bunny..." Charity began as she wrapped her arms around Mammo, the two standing on the front steps of the casino. "Assuming that that guy now knows what the ritual entails, why should Lucy have all the fun tonight?"

"My, my." Mammo growled seductively, "Have I corrupted one of The Seven Heavenly Virtues?"

"You married Charity, Snuggle Bunny. Not Chastity." Charity said with a giggle. She then leaned in close and whispered, "And I just feel charitable enough to do that thing you love. The thing with my tongue..."

With wide, stupid grin on her face, Mammo turned to Morrigan and said, "Morrigan! Split in two and cover for us tonight, please!"

"Way ahead of you." Macha said as she split from Morrigan, transforming into Charity and saying in Charity's exact voice, "You kids have fun."

As Morrigan and Macha headed into the casino, Mammo went to follow until Charity grabbed her hand.

"I was thinking something a little more... Fun." Charity said, gesturing to the stretch limo that she and Mammo owned. "And if you think this is wild," she gave a seductive wink, "guess what kind of underwear I'm wearing right now."

With wide eyes, Mammo reached into her pocket and pulled out her keys, unlocking the limo with the press of a button.


"And that's the whole story." Lucy finished, "And we still need to get to Satie's and grab her amulet before finding a place that's filled with spiritual energy."

"And hope it's not too public..." Kyle muttered under his breath.

"Wait, there's just a few things I don't get." Hailey said, "Firstly, how exactly will Lucy here know if she's found that place, and how does everyone else get there?"

"We demon lords kinda get this little tingle up our spines that let us know when one of our own has to preform the ritual." Ozzie explained, "I myself have a bit of a sixth sense that can detect when two folks wanna do a naughty with each other. For example, you and Buddy over there have been wanting to root each other like rabbits ever since you stepped foot in me hotel but neither said anything."

Buddy and Hailey turned redder than any red found in nature as the latter suddenly found her feet much more interesting. Buddy, meanwhile, adjusted his overalls as he cleared his throat. "But, uh, what if this here ritual accidentally brings in The Anti-Christ?"

"'T-the Anti-Christ'?!" Kyle gulped. He wasn't sure if he was ready to be a father yet, let alone the father of the being that could bring about armmegedon.

Lucy and Ozzie remained quiet as they stared at the three mortals, blinking a few times. Suddenly, the two demon lords erupted in full blown fits of laughter, Ozzie nearly falling over.

"T-the... The Anti-..." Ozzie gasped through her laughing fits, "Oh, flamin' hell! You mortals still believe that malarky?!"

"What's so funny?" Hailey asked.

"Guys..." Lucy said as she finally calmed down, "The Anti-Christ is just a myth that those wackos in bathrobes who call themselves my followers made up as an intimidation factor for their little cults that I'm not affiliated with. There's no such thing!"

"... Huh." Buddy and Hailey said in unison.


"Ugh! We still stink!" Roxie groaned as she plastered the newspaper to her front while Grant held a trash can lid over his manhood, the two heading out of the alleyway.

"Quit your whining!" Grant groaned in response, looking over to his rival. However, he couldn't help but have his eyes glued to Roxie's plump yet firm ass as they softly jiggled with each step.

Roxie saw this out of the corner of her eye and was just about to call Grant out and slap him again when her eyes were suddenly glued to Grant's ten inches of glory standing at attention behind the trash can lid. He was way bigger than either of Grant's ex-wives had claimed he was! A sliver of drool came to the corner of her mouth.

"Roxie! Look!"

"Oh, I am..."

"Not at - Wait, were you just checking me out?" Grant asked.

Roxie shook her head rapidly as she brought herself back to reality, glaring at Grant in annoyance. "Ha! You wish, dumbass! Checking you out. Ha! As if I'd get turned on by you of all people! And what is it?!"

"Over there!" Grant pointed to a stretch limo outside of the casino that was wildly bouncing up and down with the windows fogged up and the radio loudly blaring "Welcome To The Jungle" on loop...

Or more specifically, the cocktail dress and three-piece suit that was laying on the ground next to it.


"That... That was..." Mammo panted as she laid on the floor of the limo next to Charity, both naked and sweaty. The demon lord then quickly wrapped her arms around her wife and snuggled into her with a smile. "God, I love you! You even used my favorite song!"

"Of course I did, Snuggle Bunny." Charity cooed, kissing her wife. "It was the song that was playing on the radio the first time we made love, after all."

"Hey, it was also our wedding song!"

Charity then giggled at her wife as Mammo got up on her knees shakily. The demon lord suddenly let out a yelp as she felt a sharp slap to her large ass, looking over her shoulder to see Charity look innocently at her...

With her hand squeezing Mammo's ass cheek.

"Y'know, sometimes I wonder which of us is really the one from hell." Mammo said with a laugh as she crawled towards the door and opened it... Her laugh dying immediately as she gasped in horror. "No! Please no! God please no! Oh God, please no!"

"What's wrong?!" Charity asked, suddenly concerned as Mammo crawled back in and curled up in a ball. Looking out the door, Charity gasped. "Where are our clothes?!"


"This is either the dumbest idea you ever had, or the first smartest idea you ever had!" Roxie said as she and Grant raced down the street, the former dressed in Charity's dress while the latter was dressed in Mammo's suit.

"Just shut up!" Grant snapped. "We gotta get to this House of Lust before we lose The Devil again!"


Charity stuck her head out the limo door just as she saw the fading figures of Roxie and Grant disappear down an alley down the street, dressed in their clothes. Charity looked back at her wife and felt her heart breaking as Mammo rocked back and forth in a corner.

"Not again! Not again! Not again! Not again! Not again! Not again! ..."

"Was this her reaction when I...?" Charity thought to herself guiltily. She then narrowed her eyes. "No one messes with my wife and gets away with it!"

Reaching over to the car phone, Charity dialed a number and put the phone to her ear. "Hello, Artie?" She said, getting Mammo's attention. "It's Charity. I'm calling in a solid you owe me. There are these demon hunters after Lucy and her new boyfriend. And if that wasn't bad enough, they robbed us of our clothes. Now Mammon is freaking out, and I have to sneak her into the casino through the back so we can get dressed again. Why am I calling you? Because who better to teach a couple of demon hunters a lesson then The Goddess of The Hunt herself? In fact, remember what you did with that peeping tom? Do that to them if you have to! Oh, and tell Apollo I said congratulations on his and Amaterasu's engagement. Mammo and I will be there."


"Now, Ozzie, if we can just borrow your amulet..." Lucy said.

"One tiny problem there, Luce." Ozzie said sheepishly, toying with her necklace. "See, my amulet is kinda low on juice. I was about to recharge it when I offered my services to a costumer that was paying extra moolah, but then you showed up and I had to had the bloke off to my receptionist."

"'Recharge'?!" Kyle asked.

"Calm your farm there, Mate." Ozzie said, "My amulet is only slightly different from the others. It feeds off lust and love making, and I only have to refill it once every thirty-six millennia."

"So, what you're saying is, you need to be having sex with someone to recharge that thing?"

"Not exactly..." Ozzie replied. "I can also refill it by watching a couple of folks do a naughty. That said, I can't just barge in on one of me customers. That's bad for business! And there's no way I'm stooping so low as to watch that disgusting insult you mortals made. Also, you and Lucy need to keep up your strength in order to perform The Ritual. I don't have a way to -" she stopped as an idea popped into her head, "Unless..."

Ozzie, Lucy, and Kyle turned to Buddy and Hailey, the two former demon hunters blushing as they put two and two together.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" Hailey said with a nervous smile, "Y-you want me and Buddy to have sex and let you watch us doing it?"

"Well, if you want my amulet to be at full power so Lucy can get her powers back, then yes." Ozzie said. "Don't get off your bike, you two. You just need to root for one round, and that should charge it fully. I promise, you won't even know I'm there!"

"Ah... Ah don't rightly know about this..." Buddy stammered nervously.

"Hey, my motto is ''Lust' is only two letters away from 'Trust'.' I know this is all new to you," Ozzie said, "but you can trust me. Will you do it to help Lucy?"

Do they?

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