He's stopped as another car pulls into the driveway.

On the quiet road where his family lives, it's unusual for there to be much traffic, if any, so the sound of another car makes James pause before he gets to the door. The car slows and pulls into the driveway, and James can just about see through the tinted windscreen that it's his uncle.

His uncle's always been the only openly gay man in the family, and because of this he's always taken the opportunity to be as flamboyant and as much of an exhibitionist as possible. Whenever there'd been summertime family gatherings, for example, he's make a point of walking around in only tight speedos in bright colours, putting his large bulge completely on display.

This could make for an even more interesting trip home, but first James should probably find out why his uncle's turned up, and if the rest of his extended family are coming to visit too.