Have you tried...

"Have you tried asking Lexi to set you up with one of her friends?" Sara asks, "they always seem to be around..."

"I don't know, never thought she'd help me." You reply. "I think she and her friends only ever think of me as her 'pervy' brother."

"Maybe some do, but you're still attractive, have plenty of money, and drive a nice car." Sara summarizes. "That's all girls that age really care about anyways."

"Perhaps so, but I'll need to handle this delicately, I don't want to turn the bunch of them against me."

"Then talk to Lexi about it directly, get her input first."

"Ok, I will, but if she asks for your advice, you better support it."

"Don't worry so much, just talk to her."

You leave your room and Sara behind. Finding Lexi and her bikini-clad friends chatting as they head out the back sliding glass door to the pool. "Hey Lex, can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Sure," lexi turns to her friends, "I'll be out in a bit girls." You briefly check out her barely covered ass and her friends keep going, closing the door behind them. "What is it John?"

"I need to ask you to help with a favor..."

"What kind of favor?" She asks, sounding a bit annoyed.

"As you know, It seems I'm always single. And I'm tired of it. I need to get laid, and I want your help."

"What? Look, you may check me out on occasion and think I don't notice, like you did with my ass just a second ago, and I permit that." Lexi replies sternly "But that's asking way too much John, I can't believe you actually asked me for that..."

"I didn't," you cut her off, "I was asking if you'd hook me up with one of your friends. They're all gorgeous and constantly flaunting their stuff, and that includes you. Its time I get a little satisfaction."

"I'm not going to just hook you up with a friend of mine, that would get awkward."

"Maybe, but it'll be more awkward if I start hitting on them all." You counter. "You think they'll want to be around here as much if I'm always around, being your 'pervy' big brother?" You ask, intentionally using the same words as she did earlier.

"Fine, but this happens on my terms." Lexi concedes. "I can tell you, whoever I get will need lots of **** and to be having too much fun to care who she's with."

"Alright, a bit insulting, but I can work with that."

"Yeah, but there aren't any parties this weekend, You'll have to wait a week or two."

"I'm not going to wait that long. We're doing it this weekend." You demand.

"It's not going to happen then."

"Why don't you just throw a party. I know you can."

"Where? We'll need a house and there are none."