Have her humiliate herself

You stop time and walk over to the woman: You will get up and strip naked. You won't realize you're doing it. Once you are fully naked, you will realize it but you'll start playing with your tits and talking like an angry toddler. You will realize you're making a fool of yourself, but cannot stop. You will keep playing with your tits and talking like an angry toddler until the police show up or someone dumps a pitcher of ice water over your head.

You look at the big-tittied bitch.