Have Zack answer

"Zack, answer the door and tell whoever it is that I'm not here," you say as you duck into the closet.

For once, Zack doesn't have a smart-ass response and you realize that you have unconsciously used your power on him to make him respond immediately to your wishes. Before you can contemplate that further, Zack opens the door, and you sneak a peak through the partially-opened door.

"Yeah? Can I help you?" asks Zack as he opens the door, unembarrassed by the fact that he is dressed only in boxers -- and that has nothing to do with mind control. He would be unembarrassed to be dressed only in boxers if he were a guest at Buckingham Palace.

You see an arm extend through the doorway, holding a badge and ID of a government investigator. At the other end of the arm is Special Agent Courtney Hanson, and if she wasn't intimidating the hell out of you at the moment, you would find her to be pretty hot.

"I'm looking for Justin Connors," she says. "This is his room, isn't it?"

"He's not here right now," says Zack. "But whatever you want from him, I'm sure I can deliver! In fact.... I confess! You might want to frisk me first, so you can rest assured that the thing I'm packing won't hurt you.”

You cringe. How can Justin be such a horndog in a situation like this?

Hanson sighs and pushes past Justin into the room. She ignores his protests and walks directly to the closet, yanks the door open, and pulls you out.

"Well, Mr. Connors... I'm so glad you are home after all. Why don't we talk while I decide whether to arrest both of you for obstructing justice."

You sheepishly come out and sit down on the edge of Zack's bed. He sits next to you, slightly subdued, but still unashamedly staring at Agent Hanson’s breasts. Agent Hanson pulls up a chair, facing the two of you.

"I need to ask you a few questions about what happened today at the lab," she says.

"Aren't you supposed to read us our rights?" asks Zack.

"Yes... You have the right to have your balls ripped off if you don't stop making stupid comments."

Wow. This isn't the way it usually goes in cop shows. She has your undivided attention.

"As I was saying... I have some questions for you. Come with me to the station." Turning her attention back to Zack, she says, "You better come, too. Put on some clothes."

So that's it? No preliminaries? No warrant? You're not sure you want to just blindly follow this strange woman. Something suspicious is definitely going on.