Ron squirmed a bit as Harry raised an eyebrow at him "Ron let me get this straight. You saw me and Fleur, talked to her about it, and came to the conclusion that you want to date a girl, somehow set it up so I, in your words, steal her, and repeat until I have a harem and you jerk off about it. Did I miss something."
Ron couldn't quiet meet his friends eyes "Well Fleur did say she was moving around here for a bank job and she and Bill weren't working so she wanted to talk to you, but I got the impression she wouldn't be against this whole thing either."
Harry sighed, it really was just one thing after another "OK but won't people eventually want you to have family yourself, and living alone isn't fun."
Ron shrugged "Eh we can figure that out later, maybe publicly be with me or a girl with the same feelings. Not really feeling a guy but we could probably work that to. You know I think of you as a brother despite not sharing blood I don't mind raising kids or whatever without being related and as long as me and the Mrs. like each other it's fine."
Harry internally despaired for both of there planning abilities but he didn't think Hermione would want this dropped on her, at least not now with them restarting 7th Year, more stress for her might cause her to have a conniption. "Alright and this will make you happy?"
Ron nodded eagerly "Yeah, I know it's weird and we'll probably have to do a bit of work to make everyone happy but I'm sure we can swing it. We beat You-Know-Who how hard can making a big family be?"
Harry was sure this would be much harder but he had to admit it sounded enticing and if Ron would be happy then why not? Just had to not fuck other people over to much. And not kill Hermione.
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