Harley Quinn.. technically an Anti-Heroine

Harley Quinn had changed her life. She was no longer in love with the **** Joker, as they both had changed to the point of being incompatible... and the beat down she gave him was likely not helping.

She had decided life was important, whether human or animal, to the point of protecting her neighbourhood. She was a building super, working as a shrink, and joined a roller derby team. This did not mean she was sane and normal. Far from it, unless disguised as her shrink identity, she was the same crazy clown lady who was a mental mixed bag. She combined elements of pre-teen/teenaged girl, an oversexed violent nutjob and a caring compassionate woman. Who dressed like a stripper clown when she was relaxed.

She also hung out with her friends, which varied from villains like her BFFB (Best Friend Forever with Benefits) Poison Ivy and Catwoman to even heroines like Power Girl (who was a friend in spite of everything). But there was something missing. Most of her non-lesbian relationships had ended, first the bad one with the Joker and the second better one with her tenent Mason. Or she had hoped she could have had one with him, but it was not meant to be.

'Which is why I am going to take what I want this time. Not to say I don't like the tacos Red gives me, but I do like to have a hot dog sometimes. Sometimes I like a hot dog taco too. So the question is... what man to get?' she thought to herself as she tried to figure it out. Hopefully before life or her short attention span changed her mind. The question was who would be her hot doggy?

Then she thought back to her 'date' with Bruce Wayne. A disaster with a Carp theme villain. But animals had gotten money from the charity, and the Carp had gotten a grant from Wayne afterwards to cleans the river in Gotham from pollution. So plus plus, save for the rotten date with a great kiss. The Batman showed up and he needed to learn kissing from Wayne. Or so she thought at the time. However, she had changed her mind.

She decided to learn more about him, and as she read more and more, she came to want him more and more. A child who lost his whole world, and even as a playboy was trying to make the world better. Acting like a playboy must be his coping mechanism. He could use some Harley Happiness in his life.

'So I am going to need a plan. Use some of Ivy's help... or some of the other gadgets from villain underground to change his mind. Or whatever... So what's the plan?' she asked herself as she plotted to get a millionaire's ass.