Hang him up on the Lifeguard Tower

Carly dragged Jeremy’s body up to the Lifeguard tower. She used rope to tie him to the flagpole. She made sure it was so tight that he couldn’t possibly break out of it. He was hanging there completely nude for all to see. It was like a Renaissance painting of some public humiliation - his tiny penis barely was visible from the ground.

The whole beach gathered around to witness this. They all looked up at this underdeveloped man, exposing himself to all. Phones were in the air flashing photos of him to be immortalized forever. This would not be forgotten.

Carly stood back and watched the madness unfold, smiling with joy. She shook her head staring at this embarrassment. She still can’t believe how SMALL it is. She’s never seen one of such a microscopic scale in all her life. She grabbed a bucket and filled it with water from the ocean. She poured it onto Jeremy’s **** body - striking him awake. He screams in confusion. Everyone is cracking up.

Jeremy looks down and realizes what had happened. The beach goers are still snapping photos, sneering jokes and laughing at his predicament.

Carly comes closer to Jeremy and says, “You’re finally awake, stud! You really took a tumble.”

Jeremy shakes his head, he can’t believe it. “Carly?! What the hell! Please don’t look.”

She looks down getting a closer look. “Jer-bear, there’s nothing to look at!” She chuckles. “I wondered for months why you refused to have sex with me. I thought I wasn’t good enough or something.”

She feels around his puny pecker and rubs it like a button. “But now it makes sense! No wonder you didn’t want me to see this. I probably would’ve laughed and dumped you on the spot.”

Jeremy is blushing red. “Okay, Carly that’s enough. It’s not that bad.”

“Not that bad? Your balls are two times bigger than your dick!” She chuckles, “it’s like a fucking pimple sitting on top of two prepubescent testicles. Oh God, that’s disgusting!”

Dianne is cheering this on from the crowd.

“And you’re hard!” She turns to the crowd. “Don’t forget, he’s 1 inch erect everyone!!” the group roars.

Jeremy yells, “HEY! IT’S 1 AND A HALF! SHE’S LYING!” the crowd erupts even more after this. Carly just stares at him in pity.

She whispers to Jermey, with her auburn locks brushing against his chest, “I would never let you stick this little nub inside me. It’s pathetic. It would slip out, I’m sure.”

Jeremy has had it. “Alright, you know what Carly? Fuck you. Your ugly ass is lucky I even stayed with you for a month.”

She starts cracking up. “OH okay Mr. Micropenis! I should be lucky? You should be lucky I don’t post your little baby dick for everyone to see online.”

She turns back to the crowd. “Hey everyone, don’t you think Mr. Micropenis here should be appreciative that we saved his life!?”

The crowd screams “Yeah!!” and throws more insults his way.

Carly grabs Jeremy’s dick and squeezes it in one palm. Jermey winces but Carly almost falls over laughing, her breasts jiggling violently. She tries catching her breath. “Oh my...Oh my god....it’s like I’m grabbing a little fish from the ocean! EXCEPT THE FISH WOULD HAVE MORE WEIGHT TO IT!”

The beach erupts in so much laughter that it sounds like a rave. Jeremy is cringing. “Please, Carly....let go!”

“I would like an apology, jellybean!” She retorts.

“I’m sorry!” he groans. She doesn’t stop.

“I’m sorry...for cheating on you!” He yells.

Carly bursts out laughing. “You REALLY expect me to believe a girl actually had sex with you? Sorry buster. It’s way too unrealistic.” She squeezes harder.

“OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY FOR LYING!” he screams back.

“AND?” She says.

“And calling you ugly!! I’m sorry! You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met and I was afraid for you to see it! It’s fucking tiny, and I’m sorry! I Should’ve never cheated on you!! I LOVE YOU!!” Jeremy spits out. Silence hits the beach. It’s awkward.

Her eyes widen. “Wasn’t expecting that. Alrighty.” She lets go. His shriveled penis is beat pink and looks almost like a deflated balloon, but much smaller. “Oh that’s just sad. It’s like a little peanut!”

She walks away from the tower. “WAIT!” Jeremy screams. “Aren't you gonna let me down?”

She shakes her head, grinning from ear to ear. “Nope! Sorry. Let that little penis tan for a lil bit. It’s good for nothing else anyway!” She struts away and high fives Dianne, who watched the whole thing with pride.