Group A ends

And so the men fell ... hopelessly outmanouvred, outclassed, outglammed, and doomed ... without achieving any counter-attacks at all ...

and swiflty, the 40 men that had been 'let out' for this group game, were kicked in the balls and in the face, being taken down by the eager participants:

Amanda Coetzer & Daniela Hantuchova managed to improve their tempo once they got their tennis rackets out and got "into the swing of things" taking lots of men down with one good forehand to the face, but only enough to qualify for the C final.

The American Gladiators Diamond & Lace had to run after more running men, leaping intot he air, tackling one each and tieing them up, before writing their team initials on them. They too were C finals qualfiers only.

Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani, having opted for a slower way, grabbing men by the balls and squeezing till it popped, then culminating in lethal facesits, thus scoring VERY highly on each victim, and securing a place in the B-final.

Atomic Kitten kept on kicking men down left and right and then facesitting the ones they had felled KO once there were no more men left to fell, also B-finals.

Baise Moi (two angry but cute French chicks) kept on two-on-oneing the men, one of them felling them with throws of their bags or whacks with the handle of their faske gun, then stomping them hard until their ribs cracked and they ultimately completely caved in ... the shire brutality of it all earned them a place in the A-finals.

Meanwhile, Billie Piper & Kate Winslet were using their larger derrieres to their advantage, grabbing men as they ran by and shoving them straight in face-to-butt into the position they were going to give their ultimate surrender in, locking them in place with belts, and sitting down on them until they expired. The bonus marks they earned for using such an erotic and sexy style, got them into the A-finals too.

Lastly, the team of Britney Spears & Madonna did VERY well by having two different roles, Madonna flirtatously seduces and surrounds a man, while the other comes up from behind him and kicks him in the balls, then leaps around in triumph while the one he had been looking at all this time pulls his head into position and squeezes her legs together around his neck crushing him to mush while looking up at her gorgeous butt-cheeks. It's the A-finals too.

And so the men fell ... hopelessly outmanouvred, outclassed, outglammed, and doomed ... without achieving any counter-attacks at all ... just like the men in Group B: Buffies the two Buffies (Sarah Michelle Gellar from TV & Kirsty Swanson from the movies)

Catherine Zeta Jones & Celine Dione

Chanel No 5 & Hermes (the blonde) / Lancome & Givenchy (the dark haired glambabe) perfume girls;

Charlize Theron & Paris Hilton

Cheeky Girls

Chelsea Clinton & Martine McCutcheon

Christina Aguilera & Tpenga