Goose!

You run away as fast as you can down the nearest hallway, only to be met with a dead end. You slowly turn around as you hear the 5x Billboard chart topper’s footsteps approaching from around the corner. Looks like your balls are in trouble!

The real Bartier Cardi herself turns the corner and faces you, fully naked with her hands on her hips. Your penis gets hard at the sight of her, obviously. She eyes your exposed nutbag as she runs towards you, swinging her leg back and kicking you directly in the sack. You feel her toes "Press" your balls against your crotch, (because she has a song called Press, that's the double entendre) as the pain rockets through your entire body. You fall to the floor clutching your grapes as she starts performing her hit song "I Like It" while you pass out from the pain.