Goo goo Gaga

John wrote in his new Notebook.

Lady Gaga will slowly begin acting like a toddler as she talks to me. Once she fully regresses to a toddler mentality, she will realize how she is acting and speaking, but acting like a toddler makes her horny, and so she will insist I treat her like a toddler from now on.

As soon as he finished writing, Gaga walked in.