Go win all the titles

"OK girls, I've figured out how we're going to take this league over..." Lisa McVan said one day. The girls were aboard Lisa's private jet, heading back home from having spent several days in Mexico. "The league needs its titles, right? So all we have to do is make sure that you win all of them."

All the girls gathered around Lisa to look at her clipboard. She'd written the names of all the titles down.

Womens Title

Midcard Title

Sexfight Title

Hardcore Title

Tag Team Titles

"Since the tag titles need two people, that means we need six wrestlers total." Wendy was the smart one of the group, probably smarter than Lisa herself. "Lisa, are you planning to wrestle yourself to win one?"

"And what about the Mixed Title, do we, like, care about that?" Chichi piped up.

"No, we don't. No one but Simone cares about the Mixed Title, and she can keep it." Lisa pouted.

"So we need another person." Wendy said.

"No, we don't, because I have an idea." Lisa said. She was getting pissed off, and even though she was the worst fighter of the group, she was also the boss, so none of the others pushed her. "I've taken notes of your strengths and weaknesses, and this is how we're going to split you all up."