Go to a party

You find yourself walking into a house party before you fully realize what's going on. You're immediately mobbed by five different people you've never met, making you feel both humbled and torn at the same time.

There is a tall handsome man who invites you to drink with him and his friends in the backyard.

There is also a girl with long blonde hair and D sized breast implants that are way too obvious, who urges you to join her group of friends, who are mostly college students.

Then there's a slightly sketchy looking guy who offers you **** the first chance he gets, and then promptly reminds you to find him if you want any after you decline his invitation.

There's also a college student surrounded by girls that invites you to sit with him in the other room. You assume from the flock of girls around him that he's an athlete.

And finally there is a heavyset man in his mid twenties, surrounded by what appear to be nerds out of their natural habitat. You immediately notice that they get him whatever he wants in the blink of an eye, as he offers you a glass of some unknown mixture and beckons you toward the upstairs portion of the house.