Go right for the main course

”I can think of a few things,” you say with a surprising amount of confidence. Miranda takes this as a joke and laughs it off. However, when you step towards her and lean in to kiss her, she pushes you away from her.

”WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?” Miranda screams at you.

”What the fuck do you think I'm doing?” you respond.

”We can't do that, I'm married!”

”The contest specifically said 'Anything goes.' I think this counts as anything.”

”I'm sorry, John. I can't cheat on my husband.”