Go into the bathroom

You put your book down on your bedside table. As you rise, you feel the pee inside you shift, and gravity makes your need to pee ever greater.

You go out of your room, and into the bathroom, where you normally do your business. You've already decided you will not pee IN the toilet, but how about ON the the toilet? Or maybe crouch down over the sink? Or maybe in the bathtub, standing up? The choices and possibilities are many, but finally you...