Go home

You arrive home, and put the kettle on. Then you go to the phone to check for messages. There is one new message, from April (from the Coffee Shop at work).

Your mind drifts to April: 5ft4 tall, with curly blonde hair cascading over her shoulders the ends rest on her full, round and very perky breasts, often to be found under a strappy, low-cut top. She normally wears loose skirts, which end just above the knee which show off her gorgeous calves, and the kitten heel boots she always wears.

"Hi John just thought I'd call and see if you day was OK? Give me a call"

You don't remember giving April your home number, but who cares. You grab the phone and dial the number April had left as part of the message.

The call is answered.

"Hi this is April" she sounded distracted on the phone.

"Hi April, this is John returning your call."

"Oh Hi John", she said sounding more enthusiastic. "I'm glad you called back. Look I know this is a bit cheeky but can we...."