Go healthy-shopping for you and Jeremy

You make yourself a commitment. You're turning over a new leaf. You're going to start eating more healthy food. And, frankly, if you're going to be couch-surfing off of Jeremy for a while, you need to provide some of the food.

There's a small grocery store not too far from his apartment and you head inside.

Seeing as you're in California, you're not surprised to see a pretty good assortment of healthy looking food.

There are bunches of green things that look like weeds. There are big purple fruits that look like someone's really perverted idea of a massive buttplug. There are bottles of carrot juice, kumquat juice, and tomato-apple juice.

There are also hot women.

Fuck. It's like you were oblivious until now about how many beautiful women there were around you. And, quite frankly, there aren't that many hot guys. You buck yourself up with the notion that some of these girls have to settle for someone less than perfect although you're pretty sure that isn't the way they think. Maybe you should start thinking about how you can become perfect... at least to some women.

What do you think? Are you ready to approach some of these women and, possibly flirt with them?