Go full blown mean

I went behind the bar and found the ingredients for a bloody mary. I took the jar of horseradish and smeared horseradish all over Regina's lips and tongue. I then took her drink and pissed in it, filling the glass with my urine. Next I lifted her off of her bar stool and smeared super glue on it and sat her back down. The bar stools were the kind attached to the floor. Taking several cocktail straws, I coated the ends with super glue and stuck them into her pinned up hair. I then cut the straps of her dress. She was not wearing a bra.

I stepped back and restarted time.

"I don't know how you...." said Regina before the straps of her dress slipped down, giving me a nice view of her fake tits. "Oh my!" She grabbed her dress and pulled it back up. Then the heat of the horseradish kicked in. "Oh god! Oh god!" She said. She held her dress with one hand and fanned her mouth with the other for a moment before reaching for her drink. She took a big gulp then froze. She spit her drink in a big spray of saliva and urine all over her friend.

"Regina!" said her friend. "What the hell?!"

"Ah..uh....ahhhh!" said Regina with her mouth on fire.

She went to get off of the bar stool, but her dress was glued to it, so when she got off, the dress stayed, pulling itself up to her waist.

Regina was in full blown panic mode. Her mouth was on fire, the top of her dress had to be held up, and the bottom of her dress was stuck to her bar stool. No one had noticed the cocktail stirrers glued to her hair yet.

"Yeah, you're a real class act," I said, "I can see how I'd never fit in here."

Regina was in too much of a panic to notice.

"Oh shut up!" said her friend.