Go back to the college kids

Jake considers occupying Cynthia’s other end but is distracted by a commotion coming from the back of the little tour bus.

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” screams Mary. The tiny blonde has lost her blouse and bra, downed her fifth of whisky and is shaking her tiny titties with all her might as Brad and Brian stare with stupefied grins.

Jake heads back, seeing a couple of things that need his attention.

“How you folks doing?” he asks them.

“Fucking awesome!” Mary shouts out drunkenly. “This fuckin’ bus is jussss the shit! WOOOOOOOO!”

She grabs hold of her boyfriend’s bottle and takes a swig. Jake hopes she doesn’t pass out and the bone throbs, assuring she won’t.

“How about you, Brian, Brad, you having a good time?” Jake askes.

“Dude!” Brian exclaims. “I don’t know what you did to her, but you fucking rock!”

“Yeah, Dude,” Brad says. “This is the awesomest!”

“But wouldn’t it be more awesome if Mary had bigger tits?” Jake asks.

“Fuck yeah!” Brad agrees. Brian looks at his girlfriend as if asking permission to want her to have bigger tits.

“Wastha fuck you talkin’ bout,” Mary asks.

“Shake your titties again and I’ll show you,” Jake replies.

“Yer fuckin’ right I’ll shayf my fuckin’ tizzies!” she says, then throws her arms up in the air and howls again as she wiggles her chest. But this time, the wishbone throbs in Jake’s hand and her boobies swell as they jiggle, slowly inflating to porn-star proportions. Brad and Brian’s eyes nearly pop out of their heads. Mary takes a moment to notice, then stares and grins.

“Fuck yeah!” she says “Thas what I’m talkin’ bout! I goss big ol’ tities! Big bouncy titties! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

She jumps up and down sending seismic shockwaves through her new rack, then slipping and falling on her ass. She scrambles about , trying to get back up, and winds up with her head between Brad’s legs.

“Holy shit!” she exclaims. “Is that your cock? God, Brad, you’re fucking huge! Why’d ya get all hard like that? You wanna fuck me?”

Brad nods enthusiastically at the drunk blonde between his knees, oblivious to Brian.

“Hey! What the fuck?” Mary’s boyfriend asks.

“Now Brian,” Jake says, with the authority of the wishbone behind his words. “You can’t be selfish with a wild slut like Mary. You can share her with your friend. She has multiple entries, you know. You give great head, don’t you Mary?”

“Yer damn right I do,” she affirms. “I’m a big ol’ cockshucker! I’ll suck Brian’s dick while Brad pounds me in the coossshh! Thas’ jus’ how I roll, you know wha I’m sayin?”

“You heard the girl,” Jake says. “No waiting! Go to it!”

In a daze, Brian gets up from the seat and moves to the aisle. Brad wiggles out of his pants, to Mary’s delight, then helps Mary up, serendipitously groping her new tits in the process, and then unbuttons her pants. Mary eases herself down onto Brad's dick with a wet 'Shlup', giggles, then bends forward take her boyfriend's cock in her mouth.

"I can't fucking believe this is happening!" Brad exclaims as Mary begins to move her skinny ass in a circle there in his lap.

"It's a miracle! A fucking miracle!" Brian agrees as Mary's blond head bobs along his shaft as he stands in the bus aisle, hanging from the luggage rack.

Jake nods in satisfaction. Everyone on the bus is getting their brains screwed out.

Except for him...