At five to eight, you walk out the front door and down the drive to where you're expecting Billy to pull up. You glance at your watch after fifteen minutes, a little nervous that he's so late. But shortly after, you see his car pull into the drive and park and you rush over and climb into the car.
Billy says, "Hey, Parker, so what's the big idea?"
You tell Billy the whole story, leaving out only the really embarrassing parts. He listens, mostly in silence, occasionally interjecting a clarifying question (and asking what Belinda looks like). All the while, he's looking you over and you can tell he's trying to figure out how much you've changed, but with the way you're dressed and the dark in the car, he probably can't tell much.
When you're done, he says, "Well, that's quite a story. But I have to say you don't look that different to me. I mean, sure, your voice is higher and your hair is longer than I'd expect it to be by now, but that's about it. Could I have a look at your tits?"
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