Give up and chat with Miss Richards

You walk up to the coffee machine and gently brush past Gwen Richards' fantastic derrière. "Oh, excuse me Miss Richards, I'm sorry." She straightens herself up and half-smiles at you before continuing her search for the coffee filters.

"Looking for something?" You ask, knowing the answer.

"Oh, um, yes, I think we're out of coffee filters. Know where they keep the spares?" She brushes her hair out of her face.

"I think they're up here," you say, reaching into the cabinet directly above her, and bumping into Miss Richards again. This time your crotch is only a few inches away from her face, and when she realizes this she stands up. You retrieve the coffee filters and hand them to her.

"Thank you, John, I'm still lost around here in my new school."

You lean back and watch as she prepares another pot of coffee. "Have you met many people since moving here?" You probe, trying to determine if she's single.

"Not really. I've been trying really hard to prepare lesson plans and be the best I can be so I will be hired back next year. I haven't had much time to get out."

"I find that hard to believe. Surely you get hit on all the time at the grocery store and such, right?"

Gwen blushes at your forward insinuation. "Oh, um, not really. I don't think I'm what most guys are looking for."

"Nonsense. Have you at least been to The Lion? It's the best bar in town."

She starts the next pot of coffee and turns to you. "Never heard of it."

"Well, what are you doing tonight?" you ask.

"Oh my, um, just grading papers most likely."

"Great, I'll pick you up at 8 and I'll show you around." You turn to walk away before she has a chance to say know. Feeling smooth, you walk towards the door to head back to your classroom.

"John, wait!" Miss Richards yells and catches up with you. She hands you a piece of paper. "You forgot to ask for my address." She smiles and turns back into the lounge as your heart skips a beat before going back to your classroom for third period.