Girls Aloud Versus The Pussycat Dolls

It's a Take Downs and Ballbusting Tournament.

Each five lady team takes on two men at a time, five times. They have ten minutes in which to demolish each batch of two men with their legs.

They get points out of 10 for style (control & hurt) and glamour (sexy feminine beauty) ine ach round, and if both teams are equal on points after five rounds each, then the audience decides.

  First up is Girls Aloud versus Man 1 & Man 2 (both have stretchy face masks on and their hands tied behind their back). All five babes have very colourful short dresses on that really reveal those legs of theirs. Their hair is all long and prefect, and they are in a bubbly happy mude.  

  But this mude soon turns to one of 'Let's all pounce on these creeps and make an example out of them.'

 So while the girls are busy working on these first men (with two holding them up by their shoulders and the other three just blasting their legs deep into their manhood), the fans start to cheer them on.

See http://img30.exs.cx/img30/2513/GirlsAloud11.jpg
or
http://www.fazed.com/files/1/3/girls_aloud5.jpg
or
http://www.ukbritney.net/girlsaloud/photos/downloads/wallpapers/32_1024.jpg
or
http://www.flickr.com/photos/souffie/523394980/
or
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/179172.jpg

 These girly legs really fly up hard and kick the men right in the balls again and again and again! Wham! Wham! Wham-Wham-Wham! What a brilliant tripple knee move there by Kimberly! Wham! Wham! Wham-Wham-Wham! That too was very impressive by Rachel on the other man.  Next up is Nadine, who's in the mude for some punching and boy does she hit hard! Pow! Pow! Pow-Pow! Pow! in no time flat, she rearranged her target's face and kidneys into a broken mess. You don't want to mess with her!

 While Nicola and Sarah continue to hold the two men up and in place, Nadine continues wrecking one of them with an endless succession of five punches, then two high kicks, and a hard ball kicks: Ooooof! five punches, then two high kicks, and a hard ball kicks: Ooooof! five punches, then two high kicks, and a hard ball kicks: Owwwwfffff! 

 Meanwhile the other male has the pleasure of two! While being held in place both from behind holding his arms back and by his shouders as Kimberley grips him hard, he suffers a continuous succession of mighty knees in the balls by her continuously shooting up knee. Meanwhile Rachel adds to the humiliation as she presses a large custard cream pie into his face and just grinds it in hard!

      Four minutes in, and it looks like a full 20 out of 20 session is certain on these two. The girls swap over, and while Rachel and Kimberley now hold the men in place, Nadine, Sarah and Nicola unleash a FURY! of blows on these men's aching ballsm while also punching their gut and kicking them in the face lots !!!!!

     "Now, let's start bursting us some nut!" suggests Nicola, as she grabs one man by his balls and begins to squeeze, and squeeze harder, until his balls are reduced to mush.    Nadine does the same with the other balls.

  As the girls finish doing this, the men fall to the ground, semi-conscious. The judges have already awarded the girls the maximum 20 poimnts for this Round 1, plus 3 points for each pair of balls busted (making a trimph score of 26).

 But it is not over yet for the boys, as the remaining three and a half minutes are spent with the girls stepping on the men, high heels and all, all five at once. This way, they leave their mark(s) all over the beaten men's bodies.

 They also take the opportunity for some trampoline bouncing on the men's chests, and lots of kicking the men while they are down and jumping onto their chests.  This continues further, as another custard cream pie is shoved in one man's face, then the other, while still being stood and jumped on.

 as the 10 minutes end, the girls gradually and reluctantly get off the men to a chant of "two down, 8 more to go!" and "you go, girls!"

Upon closer inspection by the ringside girls, they discover a broken nose, three missing teeth, three swollen lips, a cracked jaw, and a total of 5 + 2 cracked ribs. Thus, Girls Aloud's final score of 20 + 6 swells to 37 when all the bonus points achieved for breaking the man parts are added up. 

A lady steps out to interview them: "This score will be really hard to beat, ladies! 37. What's your secret?" - "Well, ...." replies Kimberley "I just think of all the times we went out on the town and had to keep an eye on each other in case some male creep tried to make unwanted moves on us!" - "Good answer!" There is a big cheer from the crowd.

"And now, let's bring out our next two delightful male volunteers!" The crowd is noisier still, but it is all Boos!  "....AND our other team of deadly girl vixens, THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!!!!!"

SEE
http://my.toast.com.au/2005/11/pussycat-dolls.html &
http://www.flickr.com/photos/91936792@N00/419935132/ &
http://www.musicomh.com/interviews/pussycat-dolls.jpg &
http://my.toast.com.au/2005/11/pussycat-dolls.html

HERE THEY ARE WITH ONE OF THE MEN THEY ARE BUSTING UP IN ROUND 1:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/totalphoto/199000405/ &
http://www.flickr.com/photos/totalphoto/198621220/

"OK girls, you know what you have to do, now Let the Games begin!"

and immediately the two male "volunteers" are beset upon by an avalache of girls, knees to the balls and deadly close-range face punches. This carries on for some time.

Then, while one Pussycat Doll reaches out for a pair of balls to squash, two more are holding the other guy still while a 4th Pussycat Doll executes some very effective face kicks with those long legs of hers.

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