Girlfriend Rules

"Peyton," Jack said. "Recite your girlfriend rules."

Peyton thought a while, then gasped.

"I-I can't remember them!"

Jack realized he made a mistake. Peyton was close to crying.

"Hey, hey, it's okay. Listen, I'll tell you them, and you just memorize them, OK?"

Peyton nodded.

"Rule one, I live here with you. Rule two, I can fuck as many women as I want, but you can only fuck me. Rule three, you must keep your body in great shape, so work out as often as you can. Rule four, when we sleep or snuggle, you must wear your sexiest underwear, or go nude. Got all that so far?"

Peyton smiled and nodded.