Gina, reeling from a messy divorce, turns to Nudism to boost her confidence, much to the chagrin of her only son.

Look, i get that falling out of love sucks. Mom was pretty much inconsolable after finding out about Dad's affair with his 22 year old secretary. I get that women usually feel the need to reinvent themselves after facing such a huge change in their lives. Most usually just cut their hair or drink a lot, or both. But this... This is just too much.

"Will? Wiiillll? It's already 7:30. c'mon sleepyhead, your waffles are getting cold."

"Just a few more minutes Mom... Leave me beeee..."

"I'm not leaving your side until you're up. You know how much i hate eating breakfast alone."

Biting the bullet, i peeled my eyes open and was mercilessly greeted by the sight of my own Mother's unkempt bush. No wonder i kept feeling a slight tickling sensation on my nose, I'm lucky i didn't get a hair on my tongue. Looking away didn't help either, turning upwards displayed a panorama of her paunchy belly and enormous breasts dangling inches from my face.

"Rise and shine, Honey." Nothing sunny about it, this was hell.

I don't blame her, I don't even blame Dad. I blame my damn hippie aunt Mary. After their divorce, Mom needed a shoulder to cry on and her sister was the closest one there. Sadly however, Aunt Mary's one of those weirdo druid types who prance around the woods naked, peeing in goblets to appease their goddess Frigga or some shit. When Mom's self-esteem was in the toilet, Aunt Mary suggested she become a Nudist, That "casting away her shame" would "cast away her humiliation" and Mom was so devastated she actually listened. What followed was the weirdest day ever, being confronted in the living room by my stark naked mother and my fully clothed aunt. Mom's face was beet red when she awkwardly reciting this clearly rehearsed speech to me, saying shit like.

"Will, Will please, Don't look away from me. I am your Mother, who gave you life, and i need you to see me, *gulp* all of me."

I couldn't help but notice Mary fiendishly smirk, mouthing every word mom said.

"These are the teats that nourished you, that helped you grow big and strong. And these are the loins that delivered you into this world, P-Please Gaze... upon them with-without.... Shame..." This was the worst moment right here, watching my Mom squat down and spread her legs wide, literally pulling apart her vagina and forcing me to look at it.

All i could think was "I want to die." while Aunt Mary could barely contain her giggling.

While that first week was awkward as all hell, Mom eventually warmed up to it and started feeling comfortable in her own skin, unfortunately i still had to look at it.

Thus brings us back to today. Eating Waffles across the table from my completely naked Mother. Yup, that's my life now i guess.

"So I've noticed you've been in your room a lot lately, Do you need to masturbate more? y'know seeing me like this everyday."

Oh yeah i forgot to mention, Aunt Mary encouraged Mom to talk about sexual stuff as much as possible, and other stuff like relieving herself whenever and wherever she feels like it.

"Don't worry, I'm not angry. If anything I'm flattered my body still has that effect on young men. And don't feel like you have to hide in your room when you do it either. I thought maybe... We could do it together sometime, like a bonding thing."

I nearly choked on my Waffles. It was also at this point i noticed her right arm had disappeared to beneath the table.

"Mom?"

"Yes Honey?"

"Are you... y'know... Right now?"

"Haaaah... Yes, Honey." I heard something splash onto the tile, She squirted right in front of me. She was enjoying this. My Mom wasn't just a nudist.

She was an Exhibitionist.

And yet again, all i could think was "I want to die."