Ghirahim

Link walked through the rocky cave to see some temple like structure in the middle of the cave..

He walked through it to see a white haired man about to slash open a door with some kind of royal looking sword until stopping…

His sword started to disappear into black diamonds as the white haired man smiled..

“Look who it is..”

The man turned around to get a good look at Link..

“I thought that tornado I stirred up would have tossed and torn you apart yet here you are. Not in complete pieces!”

“Wait…”

“Not that your **** or life has any consequence, it just the girl that matters now, and I can sense her here, just beyond this door!!”

“Wait Zelda’s in there?!!” Demanded Link

“Yes we plunked her majesty from her perch in the clouds, and now she’s ours!”

Link felt a bit angry at what this man was saying to him..

“Ohh but listen to me. I’m being positively uncivilized, allow me to introduce myself, I am the Demon Lord that presided over this land you look down upon. This world you call the surface. You may call me Ghirahim!!”

Link looked a little creeped out by the weird white haired man calling himself a demon lord..

“In truth. I very much prefer to be induced with my full title: Lord Ghirahim, but I’m not fussy!!”

“Careful Link, my threat meter detects this man is indeed….. a threat!!” Said Fi unhelpfully.

“Geez you think?!” He said drawing out his sword..

“Ohhh did you really just draw your sword? Foolish boy.”

“By all rights the girl should have fallen into our hands already, she was nearly ours when that loathsome servant of the goddess snatched her away.”

“Do you have any idea how that made me feel inside?” He said twitching his fingers crazily and menacing..

Link looked at Ghirahim a little creeped out..

“Ummm…. Nooo?”

“FURIOUS!! OUTRAGE!! SICK WITH ANGERRR!!!” He shouted as he teleported away..

“What the hell?!” Said Link looking around his surroundings confused as to where he went..

“This turn of events has left me with a strong appetite for bloodshed.”

Ghirahim then snuck up to Link and smelled his hair…

“Dahhh, Bad touch Bad touch Stranger Danger!!” Said Link trying to push him away only for him to hold him by his head..

“Strange, I thought you’d smell like a stained pussy, Still…it hardly seems fair, being of my position to take all of my frustrations out on you.”

“Which is why I promise up front not to **** you…”

“Umm…. Yeah please don’t!!”

“No I’ll just beat you within an inch of your life!!”

“That’s even worse!!” Said Link scared shitless by Ghirahim pulling out his tongue and proceed to licking his hair..

“Ahhhh, Great now my hairs drenched!!”

“Link, stop being a pussy and just kill this creepy prev!!”

“Alright fine!!”

“Heheheheharghhhh!!! He shouted as his cloak disappeared as he smiled evilly..

1.) He runs off…

2.) They fight for a while with Ghirahim grabbing his sword and toying around with him…