Getting the access codes

You casually walk to the table and take a glass of drink. Each time you take a sip, you take a step closer towards Hill and say some cliche words to some nearby guests to avoid suspicion. When close enough to Hill, you can even hear what he's talking about to an other Muun of the Banking Clan.

Hill (whispering): ... all I'm saying is, this little adventure on Kashyyyk will cost us millions! That's not what we agreed!

Card (whispering): I know, I know!

Hill (whispering): I told you it was a terrible idea! We should have invested in the ipsium mines on Ipsodium, or the coaxium mines on Kessel! Fuel prices are always high in times of war and mining such raw materials are always worth the investment cost!

Card (whispering): Yes, that's what you had said, but did you forget that mining incident on Antell 8? The whole moon went up in one single explosion, after a miner made a fatal mistake in the extraction and caused a planetwide chain reaction! Since that, the mining costs have tripled, to make it worth the risks for the workforce!

Hill (whispering): Yeah, yeah, but still better to play it safe an pay the extra costs, than to own a whole planet with nothing but worthless trees on it!

Card (whispering): We will solve this problem, okay? Ah... That stupid Sith girl messed everything up! There were some Jedi in my hotel, they suspected something and captured her! Hell, I even had to pay for their party, after ruining my plan! Can you imagine how embarrassing that was?!

Lana (whispering to Drek while eavesdropping): I'm in position, can you slice the datapad? I can hear the guy literally talking about what happened on Kashyyyk!

Drek (whispering): Ehm, something must be wrong here or... Wait, Lana, do you see his datapad on him? If it isn't there, I can't slice it!

Hill (whispering): Why in the blazes did you allow Jedi to be in your hotel while we were planning to burn Kashyyyk down in the first place?! Are you crazy?!

Lana (whispering): No, no, he has nothing on him...

Card (whispering): What, I should have prohibited Jedi from coming to the place, while that happens?! That would have seemed pretty bad afterwards, don't you think?!

Drek (whispering): It must be in his office then! Try to find a way to get in there!

Hill (whispering): Well, okay, good point... But what are we going to do now?! We have invested so much in the timber trade, now that the prices won't skyrocket due to the "accident" on Kashyyyk, how are we going to get our money back?!

Card (whispering): The deforestation rights to that moon of Endor are still ours, all we need is to burn down an other arboreal planet, like Alderaan!

Hill (whispering): That just won't work, it didn't work the first time either!

Card (whispering): Alright, alright... Plan B, I'll pull some strings and ask the CIS parliament to invade Kashyyyk! I'll use my hotel's short range communication array to block all outgoing communication from the planet, so the invasion will have a head start! The planet is taken, it's "accidentally" burnt down during the fighting, the timber prices skyrocket and we go richer from timber trade too!

Hill (whispering): I don't know Card, I just don't know...

Card (whispering): Anyway, I'll head back to my office, I must make some preparations for this change of plans! All will be arranged in good time, don't worry!

Hill (whispering): I hope so... I too have a few things to arrange.

As you see Hill walking to the exit of the hall, you rush after him and call out to him when you are right behind him.

Lana: San Hill?

Drek: Lana, what are you doing?!

Hill (frustrated): Yes, wha...? Oh, master Jedi...! Ehm...! Hello there...!

His mood has visible shifted from frustrated to scared when he sees you. You have had an idea to act as if you were drunk to sell the deception and find a way to get into his office with him.

Lana (acting drunk): Heeey, I was told youu were the one paying for this biiig party here! I just wan'ed say thanks for the invitation, it sure is great here!

Hill (scared): S-sorry master Jedi, didn't you drink a little too much...?

Lana: I donno what you are talkin' about! I have just drunk a few glasses! Or were they bottles? Who counts...! I just feel a little dizzy, that's all!

Hill: I'll call you a med droid to help you!

Lana (hugging him and pressing your thigh against his crotch): No need to! I just need to lay down a little somewhere...! Besides, I have always like you Muuns, I prefer tall guys to short ones!

Hill (confused): Ehm... I don't think I can help you...

Lana (slowly pulling your dress up from your knees): This stupid dress, it's just so tight, I can barely breath in it...! I better take it off altogether...!

Hill (grabbing your hands and stepping backwards to get out of your hug): Master Jedi, this is a very important intergalactic meeting! If you do that here, it will be scandalous and shed a bad light onto the Banking Clan! Please, stop this! I have never heard of a drunk Jedi, the media might think we poisoned you! Can you imagine how precarious our situation is?! The neutrality of the Banking Clan is already questioned by many!

Lana (bending left and right as if you couldn't stand on your feet): The moment you ge' me a place to lay down to, I'll stop...!

Hill (holding your hand and leading you out of the room): Alright, alright, there's a couch in my office, follow my lead. Let's make it look like everything is fine!

Lana: I knew you weren't such an ill mannered fellow like they say you are...!

Hill (leading you out of the hall): Ehm, thank you... I think...

Hill places his palm onto the scanner at the entrance to his office, the door opens, and helps you inside to sit down onto his couch. He's thinking on how to explain this, should any of his superiors want to enter all of a sudden.

Drek: Good, you are in his office now! But his datapad is still out of reach, you should get closer to his table or wherever he keeps it!

Hill: Here, master Jedi, take a few minutes rest until you feel better. Do you need water or something?

Lana: No, thanks, I'm good here as I am...! If only it wasn't so hot in here!

Hill: I can decrease the temperature if you wish...!

Lana (reaching for lower end of your dress and begin to pull it upwards): No need to, it must be only me! I know how to cool off a bit!

Hill: Master Jedi...!

Ranvi: Lana, you are not going to strip in front of him now, are you?!

Drek: If it gets the job done, don't bother with us!

Ranvi: Hey, Drek! Disconnect from the cameras!

Drek: I'm just making sure everything is alright with Lana, that's all!

Ranvi: Drek Modme, you will disconnect from the camera in that room or I'll make sure you'll never see a girl undressed again!

Drek: Alright, alright, why the fuss all of a sudden? Here, I turned the camera off, happy?

Lana (thinking): Those two arguing over there make acting believably a lot harder! I better focus on Hill instead. Hope this will work, because I feel quite stupid while doing this... "Anything for the mission"...

Lana: Sorry, do you mind if I change into something looser...?

Hill (thinking): Oh my, it's happening! It's really happening! A sexy Jedi girl is about to undress right in front of me! I can't believe it, despite the initial setbacks earlier, this must be my lucky day! The others won't believe it if I tell them!

Hill: Khm, no, please, feel free to make yourself at home!

Lana (slowly taking off the dress): You are so kind Hill! Taking me in here, so I could rest uninterrupted!

Hill (blushing as he's staring at your exposed body): S-sure thing master Jedi, anytime...!

Lana (totally undressed and spreading your legs for him): Huh, this feels a lot better now! You Muuns do like making your homes warm!

Hill (thinking): Yes, yes, yes! Blast, she looks hot as the lava on Sullust! I must take a holopicture of her, but, how to bring that up? I don't want to scare her away from her current state, but that would be worth more than a planet! Nobody has pictures of naked Jedi!

Hill: I-it's because of our body temperature...! Ehm, forgive me for asking but... You know, there has been a bet between me and some of my Muun friends, about getting a photo of a naked girl during today's party... May I take one of you? I'll blur your face of of course...! I can even pay you for it! Let's say, fifty thousand credits? Would that do it?

Hill (thinking): San, you son of a Hutt, you messed it up! You have messed it up so badly, she'll have you fired not only from the Banking Clan but from any constitutional galactic corporation too...! Who the heck asks that from a girl...?! Now she'll believe you think she's some kind of prostitute, selling her body for credits...! Oh man...!

Lana (thinking): A fify thousand credits? Girl, that's a lot of money! I sure could buy many new stuff from that! But I could simply just mind trick him now to give me his access code... Since the cameras are off, nobody would suspect a thing!