Get the hell back to school

Xander ran out of his house as fast as his legs could carry him. He would have to face Giles and admit his mistake. Or maybe not. If he could convince Amy to lift her spell then he'd have no problems. He'd just tell her he wanted her too, but that all the other women would just get in the way. Judging by Willow and Buffy she'd believe that her feelings were genuine.

He'd slipped through town as quickly as possible avoiding women left and right and reached the school. His luck ended there, though. As soon as Xander entered the building he was grabbed by one of the jocks.

"Whatever happened to Cordelia must be catching, because my girlfriend just dumped me. I don't know what you're doing Harris, but it's going to stop now." Xander doubled over as a fist crashed into his stomach. A blow to the head knocked him down.

"Get away from him now." It was Miss Calender. "I'm going to be reporting this to Principal Snyder and then the school board if you don't leave right now."

"Like Snyder'd do anything."

"That's why I'm calling the school board. Besides as much as he's concerned about winning at sports he doesn't like it when things that could involve lawsuits happen." She grabbed his arm and dragged him towards her classroom.

"Thanks, Miss Calender, but I have to go now." Xander gulped when she locked the door.

"I was just so scared for you when I saw him jump you. It's ridiculous that boys think they can just jump a big strong man like you without consequences."

"You know maybe I should see the nurse, I think I might be a little hurt."

"I can make it better." She turned dropping her skirt and unbuttoning her blouse. She simply tore her underwear off and Xander's eyes practically flew out of his head at the sight of her pierced nipples and clit.