Get out of bed, but stay in your room

You put your book down on your bedside table. As you rise, you feel the pee inside you shift, and gravity makes your need to pee ever greater.

You instantly get that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you need to pee and want to do it naughtily. Now, where will you pee?
The carpet could use some washing either way. Or why not just pee on the floor? The stool under your desk could also be useful. Or maybe take a diaper from your secret stash in the closet?

You don't have much time to choose, but finally, you...