Get even

Without a word to Natalie in return, you turn and walk out heading back to your dorm. So, some bitch thinks she can destroy everything you've worked for? This may not be the most prestigious school in the world but you made it here on your own, and not by using your family name. With your family connections, in both high and low places, you could have gone to any school in the world, but this was the best school that would accept you for your mediocre high school GPA.

The Alpha Pi girls are going to learn what It means to mess with a Doe.

The instant you get back to your dorm you get on the phone to your uncle, as you know your father “secretly” asked him to watch out for you. You are sure your uncle has taken the time to get dirt on the high ranking people here at the school - he has those kinds of information sources.

Much to your good fortune, you find that your uncle had already uncovered the ‘Alpha Pi stud program’ before you even arrived on campus, and furthermore he knows all their contacts in the hierarchy of the school. This is going to be easier then you thought. Your uncle asks you what you want to do and you outline you plan to him, which essentially involves your taking complete mastery over the Alpha Pi’s.

The first step, easily accomplished, is to get Dean Kelly fired and a family ally lined up to assume his position. It proves easy enough for your uncle to get some genuine dirt on him, and the rest of the school board falls into line as soon as they realize what they're dealing with. You academic record is set straight, the fabricated problems cleaed up, and you easily arrange to place each and every one of the Alpha Pi's on probation (double secret probation, you think to yourself with a grin). You have all their current studs transferred to different schools where APO doesn't even have houses (one of them is your roommate, you discover, but he was kind of a jerk anyway). Your uncle suggests that the girls' finances should be hit too, all accounts frozen until further notice, you think it’s a nice touch.

Today is Friday and your plan will have been completed by Monday. You set it up so that Monday morning each Alpha Pi officer will receive a notice from you, printed on a sensitive thermal paper that blackens after being exposed to light for longer than a minute or two (can't leave them any evidence against you!)

To my Dearest Girls:

This is a letter to announce my victory. You tried to get me kicked out and now you will pay. First let me inform you that Dean Kelly, along with Mr. Roberts and Mr. Froehle, have all been fired for inappropriate behavior with students. You will find that your current studs have all been transferred to different schools - I felt that it was for the best, seeing as they were all trapped here with you and I felt they should be free.

Now let's talk about you girls. You will find that I am not one to be trifled with. I have had all your bank accounts frozen, both personal and Sorority funds, and you have all been suspended from school until further notice.

Of course, some of you may not know that I was nearly expelled myself - luckily, the "mistake" was found and corrected quickly. Some of you may feel I'm being overly harsh, and that there are some girls in the house who had nothing to do with it. Well, next time choose your friends better. I was willing to just walk away and keep your secrets, but you attacked me and a Doe always fights back.

Now, as for the terms of your inevitable surrender: the ALPHA PI sorority will submit fully to me as its new master, or you will all go home in shame and disgrace. I will arrive at your house at 5:00 PM. All girls must be in attendance. A gourmet dinner will be made in my honor (Italian), after which your servitude will start. Dress code will include dog collars around every neck and a shaved pussy - no other clothing other than existing piercings will be permitted (though, of course, you may wear aprons while cooking my dinner - we wouldn't want any accidents).

Oh, and in case you're planning on turning the tables yet again, be aware that this is hardly the worst punishment I could bring to bear on you. You have been warned.

Sincerely,
Your Master