Get as far away from that bathroom as possible

You're about halfway down the hall, still looking over your shoulder laughing to yourself thinking about the reaction Brad is going to have when he finds out you just layed the rod to his woman. Just about that time the shower door flings open, Brad and his towel covered girlfriend come running out, pointing a finger at you.

"That's the guy!" Brad yells, running towards you.

Quick decision. This guy looks pissed, and he's huge. What have you gotten yourself into? How the heck do you plan on getting out of this one. You pick a random door, check the door knob and see that it is open, fling the door open and duck behind its safety, locking the door. Great, just great, you locked yourself in a room, and he'll probably just stand outside and wait for you to come out.

You look around, plotting. The room is pitch black, the radio softly playing Christian Rock, and you can barely make out the shape of a body wrapped in blankets on the bed beside you. You think your best option will be the window, it's only 3 stories right? Hammering your hand into your forehead realizing the slick move you have made. Right as your hand hits your head and loud thud is heard. You stare at your hand, then you hear it again, realizing Brad is pounding on the door outside.

"What the fuck?" you here the shadowed shape say, rolling over and looking towards the door.

"I'm gonna pound you you little bastard!" you hear Brad scream outside the door.

"Don't hurt him honey." You hear his girlfriend plead.

"Shut up slut, you let him fuck you and you didn't even know it wasn't me." Brad yells back at her.

"Well he was a lot bigger, but I just thought you'd grown a lot." She fires back

"Oh that's it, after I kill him you're next." Brad yells coming unglued

SLAP-THUD you hear outside the door, as she lays a right cross on him, his head slamming against the wall outside, knocking Brad out cold.

Silence

"Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my room?" you hear the shadowed figure demand.

"Um a guy who's probably going to die if he goes outside this room." you say sheepishly

"Baby, Brad's out cold, if you ever want to get together again, come by my room sometime, I'm in 302." Brad's girlfriend says and you hear footsteps lead away from the door.

"So are you going to leave now?" The shadow asks.

Are you, or do you want to stay and see who this girl is?