Get a call from an old friend

After your normal morning routine you lay down on the couch. You didn't plan for much this week, so you grab the laptop inder the couch and start looking for porn to jack it to. Usually you would do this at night, but no one is here to judge. Before you can even start up the computer you hear the house phone ring. sigh you slump over and answer, "Hello, who is it?"

A familiar voice answers, "Oh it's you. What a relief to hear your voice, sugar."

"Umm....I don't know who you are, but-"

The lady on the line cuts you off. "Don't you remember me sweetcheeks. We used to be really close. In fact, the only thing keeping us apart was your age."

The situation is getting really creepy for you. You tense up, "I think you have the wrong number m'am this is-"

"No, I know who I'm talking to. He just doesn't remember all the loving we shared. If your into it we can meet up. I just got back in town. You can meet me at the cáfe downtown. What do you say?"