Get Out of the Mall

You shake your head and aim for the exit. The woman in the ball gown is approached by a man in a suit. You can only assume that he is her date tonight or her driver for a fancy evening.

The plan is simple. Get out. Avoid every woman who wishes for a better more sexy life.

The only problem? You are slap dab in the middle of a mall, the bastion of envious and **** women. And your car is on the other side of the mall.

You check your body and realize you now look extremely cartoonish. Woman's genitalia, but a man's body. You try to cover up as much as you can hoping No one notices. If you can keep your head down and avoid listening to women complaining about their lives you might get out with some semblance of manliness.