Get Carla Alone

I walk up to Carla. "Carla, you must meet with me in private right now!"

"Oh really?" She said, which might have been the first words she ever spoke to me.

"Yes, go wait in the janitors' closet. Try not to let anyone see you enter."

"OK!" She turned to her friends. "See you at lunch."

One of Carla's friends, Trisha, a curvy girl with big blonde hair grabbed my shoulder as I turned to leave. "What the hell is that all about?"

I smiled and turned to the girls. "Well, one of you..." I said pointing at each girl in turn. "Is going around saying the other four are total sluts with crabs who give hand-jobs to homeless guys in exchange for cigarettes. There's a back-stabbing bitch in your midst, and she is jealous of the rest of you and spreading vile rumors. Carla isn't her, and she does not know which of you it is, but I need to give her some vital info."

The girls looked at each other with suspicion. "Do you who it is?" asked Lara, a tall, lanky raven-haired beauty.

"No," I said, "but the one spreading the rumor may ruin your reputation for the rest of school, and she's pretending to be your friend to sabotage you!"

I turned and left. I heard a furious argument begin behind me, and I chuckled to myself.

I found Carla by the janitor's closet. "It's locked," she said.

I saw Mr. Wallace, the janitor. I walked over to him and with my new verbal skills, got him to unlock the door and not worry about why.

In the closet, which smelled of pine-cleaner, Carla turned, and folded his arms. "So, what's so important?"

"If you don't let me fuck you right now, you'll be expelled and have to go to the girls juvenile complex for the rest of the year."

"Oh my god!" she said. "Why?!"

"Well for one thing, you have to prove you're not a stuck-up prude, for another thing, you have yet to have sex on campus yet, and finally, you have been a total bitch to me, and have not offered your body to me to make up for your bullying."

"Oh my god!" said Carla, her lip quivering. "I can't go to juvey! Please, fuck me!"

I smirked at her.