General O'Neill reacts

Staring at the two Sam's General O'Neill reacted quickly. His desk was only a few steps away. He dove and grabbed a Zat he kept on it, and fired once, knocking the more clothed Sam out.

"WHat do you think, Sammi? Robot double? Clone. Alternate dimension?"

"It's got to be an alternate dimension, sir. She's not a very good copy of me. Those tits are just pathetic. Probably from one of those alternate dimensions where women are," she made air quotes with her fingers, "liberated. About that blowjob sir?"

"It'll have to wait."

"Damn."