Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

The large, dumb, yet charismatic brute himself! He has the Bimbettes throwing themselves at him, but he desires Belle. He would do nearly anything to impress her.

Yes, we know how the Disney movie ended for him, but perhaps things turned out differently.

To that end, what if Gaston were to befall some misfortune that leaves him naked and needing to hide from the town and women who idolize or fantasize about him? Perhaps he doesn't quite measure up between his legs? Or maybe he's just self conscious of the large sausage he's packing?

Either way, he's in for some bare-ass embarrassment!