Gasp! Her name?

At first, I think I must be hearing things. Right? Otherwise, why would a quiet, mind-her-own-business virgin like myself be anywhere near Jonas's thought while he's beating away at his meat?

Besides, he called me a Debby Downer the first night he moved here, because I went to tell them to lower the loud music while I was studying for my midterm.

The funny thing is, the moment he saw me, it was like he could see right through me. He could tell that I have never been with anyone before.

I grew in a tragically religious home and when I finally got away from it, it was for college and still, my mother and father keep tabs on me evey other day to make sure I'm still "pure" as they say.

"Oh fuck, Emily!"

Yep. That is definitely my name.

Jonas, what games are you playing at?

If you are doing to get a reaction out of the naive virgin nerd next door, then you are in for a serious disappointment.