Gangrel

Gangrel have two primary characteristics: they’re nomads and they have an affinity for animals.

The first is just a fancy way of saying Gangrels are basically bums. The second is far less cool than it sounds.

While other vampires are casting blood magic and tearing humans apart like fresh bread with shadow tentacles, Gangrel are talking to dogs and shit. Okay, technically they could have a wolf familiar, but this isn’t Westeros; you don’t just find wolves lying on the side of the road, and even if you do it’s not like you can bring them into a nightclub.

Even worse, when Gangrel frenzy and lose control, they start to gain animal-like physical characteristic, like tails or cat ears, which makes them look like perpetual furries. They only thing that would make Gangrel’s even slightly cool is if they could turn into clouds of bats, but they can’t.

Ever.