Funny not Fun

"Well to answer that question of why you should feel funny or odd comes from what happened due to a mistake made by a technician. You are cured of your cancers, and you shall life a renewed full life, it is the programed lifestyle what is making you feel funny.

The restraint straps across your chest and feet remain there to offer controlled security in the case you might become angered and then violent from hearing what I need tell about the new you. I ask you to remain calm and listen to all...of what I say, will you do that then, please?" The doctor there says, as his stunned impatient patient lies there unable to move much of anything of the bodily self.

"Excellent, I take your silence and lack of struggling as if agreeable to hear what I have to say." The doctor says, as he looks up and away from his patient to offer a smile to the other people standing around the examination table where you lie helpless and hapless.

"The nano-bots injected and the others released within your body required technical programing. The programing includes varied items of knowledge taken from your family history and then their manner of lifestyle, employment, and what they came into contact of. It seems the programer accentuated into the nano program the past manner of employ more than that of the present. What culminated from this improper introduction into the final program is the reason for the way you feel..., funny.

The nano-bots worked and increased your skeletal structure, changing much of your lower extremities as from the abdomen down to your toes. As from the torso portion and up to encompassing your head, and face..., this too was changed to correlate with your family work heritage.

I see the partial scowl forming about your face and I do understand your desire to have me stop stepping so tenderly about the subject of interest. Ah..., well to begin as to detail what is the new you, I would state as from the waist and down you are quite similar to being a male bovine, as such a bull!

Your grandfather and his fathers before him worked as farmers, as such breeding cattle, as from your coloration of fur the finality suggests they bred Black Angus cattle. To detail then your changes, your body skin color changed to being a deep shade of black. The skin became a thinker animal like hide and has since sprouted billions of fur follicles, covering your entire self in a soft pelt of black fur.

You will feel my touch as to what is your bovine sheath protecting your new and very bovine bull penis. This is part of your mid-section abdominal now, and extends up into your groin. As in the groin is your testicles, they too have changed, grown bovine and are of size equal to that of large Yams.

You have a bovine pelvis bone and the spine extended to form a bovine tail. As such the changes became totally of bovine contour as thighs are broad flanks, legs held as hunched, human heels became as hind leg hocks, as did the feet narrowed and elongated became your bovine feet ending in..., cloven hooves.

Now calm your self, be still as I need, I must tell you the rest of what your are..., shall be as must remain, the nano-bots made your physical differences as quite permanent.

From your waist and past the penal sheath the torso generally remained human of form if becoming enlarged by increased muscle mass. Your shoulders are still human as are your arms, but the hands have partially conformed to becoming bovine. You retained a thumb, but your fingers were merged into two appendages, as became coated with and evolving into keratin hooflets. You have some grasping mobility still, though as with the passing of time and what manner of walk you learn to prefer, these might become as fuller cloven hoofs.

Your neck increased greatly of muscle as required due to your head, as skull increased of size, it became and is physically the head of a Angus bull. As from all what we see and have tested, your brain seems as intact and unchanged, therefore your mentality should retain the intelligence of the true you.

The eyes are bovine of size but the rods retain the ability of seeing in color and depth, as do they retain the ability to change of focus.

Your nose and mouth were merged into a muzzle as the sinus cavity and sensory for smell is equal to that of a bovine. Your tongue, mouth, teeth, and throat became bovine with the exception of your larynx, as to why the Nano-bots failed to change this organ we do not know. The larynx is as it was when you were fully human, even if the mouth, tongue, and lips by being bovine are of such contour as making verbal literal speech as unlikely.

As to recapitulate this transitivity and offer you a summing up of what you are and must learn to deal with as of form and whatever lifestyle you choose or prefer to follow, you are a Minotaur!

What I said about you choosing, the ah... Nano-bots did not flush from your intestines as expected, but remain inside you, as waiting for that determining factor of whether you wish to be as is a Minotaur or become an actual Angus breed of a bull.

The security guards will removes the restraints and take you to a private holding room where you might feel more comfortable. I ask you not to try and fight with the men, as you are in a weakened state, and a struggle would end with a use of their tasser to nullify your struggling.

I some ways I am jealous of what you became, as to your physically increased masculinity, that of the length, girth, and heightened sensuality. A testing of your new personal sense of passion will come tomorrow, as then is the time for deciding what is your future.

Now go and rest, examine your body and prepare for the testing!"

Slowly what was human rises and stands on unfamiliar feeling hooves. The guards slip their shoulders under each of your armpits and help brace as stabilize that new manner of stance.

Having become bovine like and as much of animal muscle the ability to stand and walk is there, as is that sense of strength equal to becoming a bull. Movement of the feet and legs urges forth from the throat and mouth a drawn long moaning Moo. The mooing makes some of the people, the technicians chuckle and laugh, they think it as humorous the horrid predicament they put upon this new you.