Fun at the store

You enter the store and head to the cold drinks section. You hear a loud woman chatting on her phone. She is annoying how loud she is in public. "Oh my god, Betsy, that is sooo funny!"

You look over at the woman. She is wearing some sort of black, sleeveless pant suit and leopard print shoes. Even though she's indoors, she has on big sunglasses, and she is attractive. You pause her with the ruby then use the sapphire gem on her: "She will do whatever I say and think it's hilarious. Whatever I have her do, she will tell all of her friends, but tell them it was her idea."

You unfreeze her and walk up to her. "Hang up the phone."

"Oh, OK," she says and hangs up.

Pick up a bottle of mustard and a bottle of ketchup and squeeze them all over your head.

"Oh my god, what a fabulous idea!" she says and grabs the bottles.

"Let me film you."

"Oh my god, how fun!"

As she squirts the ketchup and mustard all over her head, you spot a bottle of Siracha. After she's finished, you have her massage the condiments in her hair. "Take that Siracha and squirt some up your butthole. See how long you can take it before you have to wash it out with ice water. Don't wash your hair or shower for 24 hours, but go about your schedule as normal."

"That sounds so totally fun!" she says. She lowers her pants and opens a bottle of Siracha. She puts the bottle down the back of her black panties and squirts some into her butthole. "Oh my god, that's burns!"

"Pay for all of that. But before you leave, pour a bottle of vegetable oil over your head then dump a bottle of milk down the front of your panties. Pay for that too."

"Oh my god, this burns!" she said as she reached for the bottle of oil.

You stop filming after the milk then pay for your drink and head back to your apartment. You don't find any fun on the way home. You open you door and find...