Fuck with her

You recline in a lounger. And control the woman to come flirt with you.

She comes over and smiles. "Hello, I'm Beverly," she says.

"I'm John. Have a seat."

"Thank you." Beverly sits next to you.

"So I overheard you talking about macho guys acting like douche bags."

"Oh, I didn't mean you."

End every sentence with 'my anus is just like a tight warm mouth.' Do not leave your chair.

"So, do you live around here?"

"Yes, I live two streets over my anus is just like a tight warm mouth." Even with her sunglasses on, you can tell she looks embarrassed and confused.

"So is that a pick-up line?"

"I'm not sure why I said that...my anus is just like a tight warm mouth. Really, I'm so sorry...my anus is just like a tight warm mouth." She wipes some sweat from her brow.

"So you're into anal sex?" you ask.

"Look, I'm sorry...my anus is just like a tight warm mouth. I'm really not like this...my anus is just like a tight warm mouth."

You laugh. "Damn, you're an anally obsessed slut, aren't you?"

"Really, I'm not...my anus is just like a tight warm mouth. Uggggghhhhh!"

Beverly's anus is really itchy.

Beverly squirms in her seat.